So I'm in my office reading an article about totem poles from Sitka, Alaska, that were displayed at the Lewis and Clark Exposition here in Portland in the early 1900s. I'm always interested in the Exposition, because my apartment building was built to house the workers.
Anyway, I was talking to Nameless Agent about this, and they were looking at pictures of the poles. "You gotta wonder what it is about that shape," Nameless mused. "Is it like pyramids?"
"What do you mean, pyramids?" I asked, confused.
"Well, you know pyramids are some universal shape. They've discovered that. And all the totem poles you see are the same shape, so I wonder if they are some universal shape, too?"
"Well --" I wasn't sure where to go with this. "Totem poles are all the same shape because they are all carved out of a tree trunk. So maybe that makes them a universal shape. I guess I don't know what that means, really."
"Nobody does," said Nameless solemnly.