I swear I'm not making this up

And I quote:

Telephone: Riiiing!

Me: Good afternoon, Company Name, this is Elisabeth!

Nameless Agent: Oh, hi -- this is Nameless Agent. I have a question.

Me: (patiently) Yes?

Nameless Agent: Do I have to fill out this paperwork for a Short Sale if I'm not doing a Short Sale?

Me: ...Uh, no...

N.A.: No? I don't have to fill out this paperwork?

Me: Not unless you ARE doing a Short Sale...

N.A.: Oh, I'm not! I'm really not!

Me: Then no, you don't.

N.A.: I don't? Are you sure?


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